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About

Melanie. 16. New York.

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

soloontherocks:

viciousvoux:

iamaonegirlfreakshow:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

Ladybeastladybeastladybeast.

Oh…my…fucking…GOD!!!!

I think we need to talk about Guy Esmerelda

- Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via dolly-kitten)

gooseandgrace:

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

i don’t know why but this post made me cry

- (via belowjob)
- Laurell K. Hamilton  (via kikosen)
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